No Mrs. Green Jeans...

I saw this today. Take a look:



I laughed for many reasons.

Reason #1: Poor woman! It's always funny, someone's jackassery, especially in the hoity-toity world of fashion. That she fell once, I giggled. That she then fell twice (and I loved the rolly motion of her ankles!) made me about wet myself. Like in the movie "Airplane," you really want to say, "that blouse, that skirt, that watering can....AWFUL, and those shoes....GEEESH!"

Word to the wise: Never wear orange shoes.

Reason #2: I love the newscasters! It sounds like me laughing at one point (yes, that cat from Hong Kong Fooey), and that's a scary thing! Do people laugh like that in Hong Kong?

Reason #3: I want to know who on EARTH walks like that in real life?

Reason #4: The woman on the show seemed like she identified with the shoe issue. Somehow I doubt she wears shoes like that.

Reason #5: The watering can. Now who in the world gardens in a get-up like that?

Word to the wise: Never wear orange shoes.